Curse of the Were-wiener (Dragonbreath N 3)

When the lunch lady’s latest “mystery meat” recipe turns students into glowing-eyed, sausage-shaped monsters, Danny knows something’s très wrong. (And no, it’s not just the usual cafeteria horror.) Now, a creepy curse is spreading through the halls, transforming kids into… WERE-WIENERS. Yep, you read that right.

Danny and his eternally nervous best friend Wendell (the frog) dive into their grossest, weirdest mission yet. Can they stop the fanged franks before the whole school becomes a pack of ravenous lunch meats? Cue sewer investigations, dubious science experiments, and a race against time that’s equal parts hilarious and slightly terrifying. (Okay, mostly hilarious.)

Ursula Vernon’s third Dragonbreath book cranks up the chaos with her signature blend of comic panels, witty banter, and absurdly clever storytelling. Danny’s snarky charm and Wendell’s panic-fueled loyalty shine as they face slime, sausages, and a villain who’s definitely not ketchup-friendly. Perfect for ages 8–12, this installment mixes just enough spooky suspense with laugh-out-loud moments—think “Goosebumps” meets cafeteria nightmares, but with 100% more dragons and zero actual vegetables.

Why readers gobble this up:
✅ Bizarre, belly-laugh-inducing plot (were-wieners, folks!)
✅ Friendship tested by mutant meat and sewer sludge
✅ Short, fast-paced chapters ideal for reluctant readers
✅ Comic-art hybrid format that keeps pages turning

A must-have for fans of the series—or anyone who loves stories where heroes save the day with bravery, brains, and maybe a well-timed burp. Add this to your shelf for a wild ride that proves even the silliest curses can be deadly serious…ly funny. 🌭🐉😱